AdroitSchizoid

Salutations programmes. Je suis désolé, je n'ai pas posté depuis un moment, mais qu'est-ce que vous aimez... Haha. Parce que je n'ai pas grand chose à dire! En fait, c'est tout pour aujourd'hui - au revoir.

I am turning my wall into a Daft Punk wall, because we shall still listen to Daft Punk in 2019.

Totally stole this from someone, 'cause I'm bored, sorry.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[x] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/short = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[x] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Ginger = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde = with a nice ass
[ ] Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[x] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who banged
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = my lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = my mom
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[x] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack (isn't crack snorted?)
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

LOL! I'm a hot scene kid who has a hot boyfriend who killed Paris Hilton because that's how I roll.

I blog here: www.jessicakilljoy.wordpress.c…. If you really want to read stuff from me. Yeah.

Currently working on a Daft Punk piece of 'multimedia' (thanks BabaKinkin for telling me what it actually was, what I was doing, like).

If I find out how many calories are in an After Eight, I think i'm gonna die.

Well, logged on to do maths revision (yay). Not happening. I'd rather tweet, write this pointless journal, wonder what to put on my blog, and gawp at Facebook whilst continuing to listen to Justice.

Oh my God, Xavier de Rosnay, marry me.

So... yeah. Adios, amigos.